Finger A Guys Butt

So much shit to catch up on. Don't know where to begin. Haven't had much computer access on this tour but we're in Queens with our boy Tym right now and Aaron picked up a laptop while we're here so hopefully I can do more posts. Tour has been fucking incredible. All of the shows have been amazing. Last night we stayed in a gigantic house in New Hampshire. A girls parents were out of town and her brother told us to eat whatever we wanted. We literally ate ALL of their food, I'm not joking around. 

Upstairs in this house was a pool room that was filled with sports shit. They had something signed by the biggest star in every major sport there is in the world. It was so insane. They had 4 dogs and 4 cats all running around fighting each other. We had a great time. These dudes in Battle are fucking rad as hell and their band is amazing. If you haven't heard them go to www.myspace.com/battle and check out all of their shit. Also check out Robbie from Little High, Little Low www.myspace.com/lhll. I have so many stories to tell but I don't have time to type them all so I'll give one good story:

On a train back from Boston 4 of the most methed out people I have ever seen were sitting directly acorss from us. A fat guy, a fat girl and two skinny girls. The fat guy and one skinny girl were fucking passed out not knowing what was going on. The other two were staring at each other with zombie expressions on trying to communicate. In mid conversation the huge girl passed out and was GONE! Her friend then started yelling "Sarah, I LOVE YOU! WAKE UP! I LOVE YOU!" She finally came to and her friend told her that they had to get off at the next stop and that she wasn't able to carry all of them around. Those meth heads somehow stumbled out of the train.

Seconds after another man stepped onto the train equally methed out. As he entered the train he stradled the platform and the train until he finally threw his body in right as the doors closed. He stood up the entire train ride, even with many seats open up around him. He was literally falling asleep standing up. Bending at the waste until his face almost touched the ground. Swaying back and forth every which way nearly falling over at every bump. The train stopped and he slowly exited the train not to be seen again.

Shit has been so much fun. Every show has  ruled. Been playing with some good fucking bands. Check out The Bonus Army from MASS, they are heavy hitters. Hopefully I can start keeping this more updated. We're having a killer time. I have a lot of wild stories to tell. I miss you all back in Nebraska.

-BC